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Horticultural Advice

Joe from Keswick asks - Dear Unkle Munky, My girlfriend keeps telling me that I can’t see the wood for the trees. What can I do to appease this situation?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Joe, Your view of the aforementioned woods can be greatly enhanced by simply chopping down the trees of which your girlfriend speaks.


Woods


Joe replies - What the fuc…?



Advice for Serious Drinkers

Anita from Tamworth asks - Dear Unkle Munky, My boyfriend has a serious drinking problem. What can I do?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Anita - Why not alleviate the serious nature of your boyfriend’s drinking by adding one of those novelty umbrellas to his beverage?


Serious beer


Anita replies - Oh for fuck’s sake!



Tattoo for You

Kirk from Selly Oaks asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Where is the best place to have a tattoo of my wife’s name?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Kirk, Have you considered ‘Terry’s Tattoo Parlour’ on the High Street? I hear he’s very good.


Kirk replies - I meant where on my body, Munky!


Tattooed kirk


Unkle Munky says - Er… Perhaps your tongue?



Space Quiz

Quizbanana

Paul from County Antrim asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Can you list these planets in order of size, from largest to smallest please?

Mercury - Neptune - Jupiter


Unkle Munky replies - Oh for fuck’s sake! I’ve told you before Paul, I am not here to help you win some crappy prize from a crappy TV programme!


Paul says - That’s a shame, Munky. The winner gets a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Princess Leia!


Unkle munky says - Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury. Ahem.


Mary face sm

Mary (Munky’s assistant) says - Since when has ‘Ahem’ been the name of a planet, Munky?


Unkle Munky says - Shut it, Mary!



Who's Not in a Room?

Not in a room nielsen



Lost

Phil from Peterborough asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Why do people always ask the most obvious questions when you lose your mobile phone?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Phil, I’ve no idea. Why, have you lost yours then?


Phil replies - Yes, Munky. I mislaid it over weekend.


Unkle Munky says - Have you tried phoning it?


Lostphone


Phil says - Oh for fuck’s sake!



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