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- Artist - Foals.
- Song - This Orient
- Videos prone to removal.
Munky, I’ve received a letter from Cancer Research asking if you would like to become a patron of their Testicle Awareness campaign? What shall I tell them?
Unkle Munky replies - Huh? I don't see the point, Mary. I’m already aware of my testicles?
Mary replies - Oh for god’s sake!
Adrian from County Tyrone asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Did you receive my letter regarding Blockbuster Videos?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Adrian, The DVD of your girlfriend’s scan did not come courtesy of Blockbuster videos. Successfully exchanging it for something ‘more exciting’ would therefore seem highly unlikely!
Jamie from Darlington asks - Dear Unkle Munky, If you ever found yourself under arrest, who would your one telephone call go to?
Unkle Munky says - Mmm… Let me think… This is a tricky conundrum and no mistake... Now, would I Dial-a-Pizza or order myself an Indian…? I’ll have to get back to you on this one.
Jamie replies - What the fuc…?
This Week: Bodie’s sweet tooth causes concern as he terminates a car chase in favour of pursuing an ice cream van.
Munky's Little problem
Yvonne from Leicester asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Is there any correlation between the size of a mans feet and his penis?
Unkle Munky replies - Dear Yvonne, I can confirm that feet and penis size are indeed relative to each other.
Munky, why are you walking around in those ridiculous oversized clown shoes?
Unkle Munky replies - Clown shoes? I don’t know what you mean, Mary. These are my regular shoes. I just so happen to have very large feet. Ahem.
Ms. Motion Sickness says - Yeah right.
Simon from Brighton asks - Dear Unkle Munky, I am being interviewed for a position at a nudist colony tomorrow. I'm rather nervous and was wondering if you might have any tips for me?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Simon, Alleviate those preliminary nerves by simply imagining your prospective employer in the nude.
Simon replies - Uh?
The Irrelative Pie Chart Company
The Big Book of Cremation
Scott from Firth asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Is it true that the average weight of a cremated adult is nine pounds?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Scott, I have consulted my 'Big Book of Cremation' and can confirm that the average weight of a cremated adult is indeed nine pounds. Personally I can only despair at the lengths some people will go to in order to lose weight. Sad, very sad.
Vernon from County Antrim asks - Dear Unkle Munky, My girlfriend can get her whole fist into her mouth. I was just wondering if you could?
Unkle Munky says - Uh? But I don’t know your girlfriend? Send her over and I’ll see if I can.
Vernon replies - Oh for god’s sake! I meant can you get your fist into your mouth! Jeezus, you really are shit at this agony business, Munky!