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This week Munky is contemplating shoes...


Tigashoes


Artist - Tiga.

Song - Shoes.


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Munky Trek

Nigel from outside The Odeon Cinema asks - Dear Unkle Munky, My enjoyment of the new Star Trek movie was ruined tonight by a Spock fan. I couldn't see a bloody thing! Please see the attached picture. Can I make a claim?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Nigel, The 'Spock fan' of whom you speak was actually my good self! How dare you suggest that I have big ears! The only claim open to you on this occasion is one of being extremely rude! Good day!


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When a Man Loves a Munky

Michelle from Gateshead asks - Dear Unkle Munky, My boyfriend never says, ‘I love you’. What can I do?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Michelle, I fail to understand how your boyfriend’s reticence to admit undying love for a munky can, from your point of view, be construed as problematic. That said, I can’t help but feel a little hurt by his attitude. After all, he doesn’t even know me!


Michelle replies - Oh for god’s sake!


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I Bet Michael Caine Doesn't Know That!

I bet michael


This week, Unkle Munky is betting that Michael Caine has absolutely no idea about the following fact;

Donald Duck is banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.


Phone symbol

Michael Caine answers - Hello?


Unkle Munky says - Hello. Is that Michael Caine?


Michael Caine - Yes, yes it is...


Unkle Munky says - Hello, Michael. Tell me, why is Donald Duck banned in Finland?


Michael Caine replies - Who is this!?



In Case of Fire: Chill

Tim from Fullham asks - Dear Unkle Munky, I am responsible for the general running of a ‘Chill out’ room at my local nightclub. I am wondering if perhaps the fire alarms in this particular area should be disconnected?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Tim, This is a tricky one. Admittedly any kind of alarm will compromise a relaxing atmosphere. I would, on this occasion, recommend my recently patented Aroma Alarm. Switching from a soothing lavender essence to an angry cinnamon extract, for instance, should be enough to calmly warn your clients of any impending dangers.


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Homework Corner

Homework corner


Gail from Gwynedd asks - Who in history is quoted as saying - 'Let them eat cake'?


Unkle Munky says - ...Mr. Kipling?


Gail replies - Useless!



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Record Breaking

Francis from Chichester asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Is it true that 'The Guinness Book of World Records' actually holds the record for being the book most often stolen from libraries?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Francis, I am currently unable to corroborate this particular record as said publication has been stolen from my local library! Disgraceful behaviour!


Guinnessjon


  • Pictured: The world’s smallest Jonathan (Jonathan Carter) accepts a congratulatory gift from official World Records adjudicator, Jeannette Gold.



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