Sunky would like to make it clear that the Munky’s primitive opinions are not necessarily a reflection of his own… primitive opinions.
This week Munky is a dancing like a rude boy.
Artist - Kidbass featuring Sincere.
Song - Good Girls Love Rude Boys.
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Bungle's Barely News
Julie from Hampshire asks - Dear Unkle Munky, My husband is interested in experiencing a threesome with both my good self and a neighbour. I am rather dubious about this and was wondering what advice you might have to offer?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Julie, Modern beds are far sturdier than you might realise. I can therefore perceive of no reason as to why these fantasies should not be indulged.
Julie replies - What the fuc...?
The Trouble With Secrets
Yvonne from Chislehurst asks - Dear Unkle Munky, I have quite a big secret and was wondering if maybe I should sign the Official Secrets Act?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Yvonne, I am unable to counsel you on this matter without first knowing what the secret is?
Yvonne replies - But then it wouldn't be a secret, Munky?
Unkle Munky says - It's a bit of a bugger isn't it?
UK Munky Gold Plus One
17:00 Tony Blackburn’s Celebrity Challenge
This week: Tony challenges Bruce Willis to a 'Smug off'.
18:00 Adam Ant - ‘Adam Antique’ (Documentary)
Adam Ant bangs on about how great he was in the 1980's
19:00 Tears for Spears
This week Britney attempts to overcome her innate fear of wearing knickers.
20:00 Devon Knows I’m Miserable Now.
Devonshire socialite, Sharon Jenkins, takes us shoplifting for clothes that don't fit properly.
21:00 Tales of the Unexpected
I bet know one expected that!
22:00 Sign Off
David from North Wales asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Did you receive my email regarding seagull worries?
Unkle Munky says - Dear David, I did indeed receive said email. Seagulls are very common to your area and therefore observing them on a regular basis should not be deemed unusual. I can safely assure you that you are not being stalked.
David replies - That's him, Munky! Where did you take that photo!?
Unkle Munky adds - Oh fer fuck's sake!
Ms. Motion Sickness (Munky's assistant) says - Must you really do that here, Munky!?
Unkle Munky replies - Yes I must! It is imperative that I am seen to be setting an example. I am, after all, Britain's leading agony primate! Incidentally, the suggestive image that you have appended to this section strikes me as highly inappropriate! Disgraceful behaviour!
Ms. Motion Sickness says - Seems more than appropriate from where I'm standing.
Dan from Wrexham asks - Dear Unkle Munky, I find shaving a complete pain in the arse. What can I do?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Dan, Have you considered shaving your face instead?
Dan replies - Oh forget it!
Rebecca from Merseyside asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Is there any news from Hercule Parrot regarding the case of the missing earring?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Rebecca, I have attempted to communicate with Hercule about this matter but, as of yet, have succeeded only in confirming, somewhat bashfully, that I am indeed a pretty boy.
Rebecca replies - Fuckin' useless!