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This week Munky is a dancing like a rude boy.


Goodgirls


Artist - Kidbass featuring Sincere.

Song - Good Girls Love Rude Boys.


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Bungle's Barely News

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Threesomes

Julie from Hampshire asks - Dear Unkle Munky, My husband is interested in experiencing a threesome with both my good self and a neighbour. I am rather dubious about this and was wondering what advice you might have to offer?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Julie, Modern beds are far sturdier than you might realise. I can therefore perceive of no reason as to why these fantasies should not be indulged.


Julie replies - What the fuc...?


Treesome



Munky's HeadLies

Ragbunny



The Trouble With Secrets

Yvonne from Chislehurst asks - Dear Unkle Munky, I have quite a big secret and was wondering if maybe I should sign the Official Secrets Act?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Yvonne, I am unable to counsel you on this matter without first knowing what the secret is?


Yvonne replies - But then it wouldn't be a secret, Munky?


Unkle Munky says - It's a bit of a bugger isn't it?


Topsecrets



UK Munky Gold Plus One

17:00 Tony Blackburn’s Celebrity Challenge

Smug off

This week: Tony challenges Bruce Willis to a 'Smug off'.


18:00 Adam Ant - ‘Adam Antique’ (Documentary)

Adam Ant bangs on about how great he was in the 1980's


19:00 Tears for Spears

This week Britney attempts to overcome her innate fear of wearing knickers.


20:00 Devon Knows I’m Miserable Now.

Devonchav

Devonshire socialite, Sharon Jenkins, takes us shoplifting for clothes that don't fit properly.


21:00 Tales of the Unexpected

Unexpected tales pigeon

I bet know one expected that!


22:00 Sign Off



Seagull Query

David from North Wales asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Did you receive my email regarding seagull worries?


Unkle Munky says - Dear David, I did indeed receive said email. Seagulls are very common to your area and therefore observing them on a regular basis should not be deemed unusual. I can safely assure you that you are not being stalked.


Seagull


David replies - That's him, Munky! Where did you take that photo!?


Unkle Munky adds - Oh fer fuck's sake!



Please Wait

Pleasewait


Mary face sm

Ms. Motion Sickness (Munky's assistant) says - Must you really do that here, Munky!?


Unkle Munky replies - Yes I must! It is imperative that I am seen to be setting an example. I am, after all, Britain's leading agony primate! Incidentally, the suggestive image that you have appended to this section strikes me as highly inappropriate! Disgraceful behaviour!


Ms. Motion Sickness says - Seems more than appropriate from where I'm standing.



Shaving Woes

Dan from Wrexham asks - Dear Unkle Munky, I find shaving a complete pain in the arse. What can I do?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Dan, Have you considered shaving your face instead?


Dan replies - Oh forget it!


Shavemirror



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Wigcrimes1



Hercule Parrot

Rebecca from Merseyside asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Is there any news from Hercule Parrot regarding the case of the missing earring?


Unkle Munky says - Dear Rebecca, I have attempted to communicate with Hercule about this matter but, as of yet, have succeeded only in confirming, somewhat bashfully, that I am indeed a pretty boy.


Rebecca replies - Fuckin' useless!


Hercule parrot




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