Unkle Munky Pg 100
From Writers of the World
Sunky would like to make it clear that the Munky’s primitive opinions are not necessarily a reflection of his own… primitive opinions.
This week Munky is buying...
Artist - Buy Now.
Song - Body Crash.
- Click here to play...
- Videos prone to removal.
Munky gets to the root of things...
Gail from Gillingham asks - Dear Unkle Munky, The tree in my back garden looks like a naked lady dancing. Do you think I should phone the local newspaper?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Gail, I fail to see any resemblance between your tree and a naked lady. I suspect that you simply have a very vivid imagination. This random photograph of a fluffy cloud (taken earlier by my good self) should clearly prove my point. I suppose you're going to tell me that it looks like a face or something?
Gail replies - Ahem.
Bungle's Barely News.
Bungle Bear - Barely News - Asking the Questions that Matter.
When Your Wages Suck...
Dale from Elland asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Did you receive my mail regarding industrial action?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Dale, I did indeed receive said mail. Attempting to secure a higher pay increase by withdrawing your services strikes me as foolish in the extreme. After all, a national deficit of drinking straws is hardly grounds for a major crisis.
Henry Winkler, Celebrity Confectionary Archeologist to the Stars!
This week Henry has been digging around in the garden of Liam Gallagher.
Unkle Munky asks - What have you found today, Henry?
Patch Work.
Wayne from Derby asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Did you receive my mail regarding the terrible career woes that I am currently facing?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Wayne, I did indeed receive the aforementioned mail. I have queried your predicament and have been informed, by the Job Center, that - 'People who choose such a career path must be prepared to experience long spells of inactivity.'
With this in mind, I would recommend that you consider modelling something other than Elbow Patches.
- Wayne modelling the new non-stick 'Wonder Patch' by Teflon.
Public Information with Amy Knitwear.
Unkle Munky chokes - Who the fuc... What the...?
Model Soldier.
Linda from Strathfoyle asks - Dear Unkle Munky, My boyfriend has recently joined the army. Everything was going fine until he was issued with a khaki uniform. How feasible would it be for him to swap services? His deep blue eyes would look stunning against a naval backdrop.
Unkle Munky sighs - Give me strength.
Having a Google.
Martin from Pembrokeshire asks - Dear Unkle Munky, My semi-naked girlfriend is positive that perverts with computers can zoom in on her via 'Google earth.' How can I convince her otherwise?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Martin, I will endeavour to appease your girlfriend's worries just as soon as you have emailed your coordinates to me.
Martin replies - Oh fer god's sake!
Bungle's Barely News.
Bungle Bear - Barely News - Enjoying a Donna
Liam Gallagher Vs. The Fonz.
Late Kick Off.
