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- Artist - The Drums.
- Song - Lets go Surfing.
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Horticultural Advice
Joe from Keswick asks - Dear Unkle Munky, My girlfriend keeps telling me that I can’t see the wood for the trees. What can I do to appease this situation?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Joe, Your view of the aforementioned woods can be greatly enhanced by simply chopping down the trees of which your girlfriend speaks.
Joe replies - What the fuc…?
Advice for Serious Drinkers
Anita from Tamworth asks - Dear Unkle Munky, My boyfriend has a serious drinking problem. What can I do?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Anita - Why not alleviate the serious nature of your boyfriend’s drinking by adding one of those novelty umbrellas to his beverage?
Anita replies - Oh for fuck’s sake!
Tattoo for You
Kirk from Selly Oaks asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Where is the best place to have a tattoo of my wife’s name?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Kirk, Have you considered ‘Terry’s Tattoo Parlour’ on the High Street? I hear he’s very good.
Kirk replies - I meant where on my body, Munky!
Unkle Munky says - Er… Perhaps your tongue?
Space Quiz
Paul from County Antrim asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Can you list these planets in order of size, from largest to smallest please?
Mercury - Neptune - Jupiter
Unkle Munky replies - Oh for fuck’s sake! I’ve told you before Paul, I am not here to help you win some crappy prize from a crappy TV programme!
Paul says - That’s a shame, Munky. The winner gets a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Princess Leia!
Unkle munky says - Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury. Ahem.
Mary (Munky’s assistant) says - Since when has ‘Ahem’ been the name of a planet, Munky?
Unkle Munky says - Shut it, Mary!
Who's Not in a Room?
Lost
Phil from Peterborough asks - Dear Unkle Munky, Why do people always ask the most obvious questions when you lose your mobile phone?
Unkle Munky says - Dear Phil, I’ve no idea. Why, have you lost yours then?
Phil replies - Yes, Munky. I mislaid it over weekend.
Unkle Munky says - Have you tried phoning it?
Phil says - Oh for fuck’s sake!
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